Greetings from the Bonglesian Embassy in Nova Caladonia de Coahuila y Tejas.
It's been a very exciting day here, what with all the fireworks and reenactments. The Barbeque was awesome, and of course we all ate too much.
Sorry about the delay on the Nova Caledonian Histories. Seems they weren't recorded in English or Scottish or Latin. Seems they were written in Pig Scottish in a mirror evidently. Seems somebody had a Leonardo fetish.
Now that we've figured that out, we'll soon be able to find out what happened when they landed at Skye.